The waitress was sexy as fuck

>be at gf's
>her friend invites herself over
>pretty sure she's former president tafts great grand daughter
>gravity on earth was 4.89 m/s2 until she was born and added 5 m/s2 more
>mentions how she started a diet
>okhowsthatgoingforyou.sarcasticjpg
>tells my gf the only junk food she had that day was ice cream
>go to applebees with both of them
>get a burger for dat dere brotein
>gf gets a salad
>she's 5'2" 110, demstats.jpg
>her friend is ordering
>talking to waitress, "well I just started a diet...."
>continues to order the family platter of nachos
>the waitress walks away
>gf's friend comments making fun of how "unhealthy" the waitress was
>the waitress was sexy as fuck
>I watch as this fucking planet eats the entire family nachos
>she eats an entire thing of sour cream with it and asks for more
>back at house, and she's eating a bag of milk duds
>didn't even share
>lol at fat people but really more disgusted than amused