>leave lecture theater
>walking back to my car
>suddenly a hamplanet rolls out of a nearby crevice
>thank the gods of gains i hadn't been walking faster, or i'd have been crushed
>my goodness, this hambeast is certainly gaining some pace
>walking behind her (for i believed it to be female) for a while
>fighting feelings of disgust at the wobbling mass before me
>she was huffing and puffing and walking at a speed unknown to the average landwhale
>my eyes were drawn to those... ungodly... cankles
>nearly walked straight past my car because i was too busy watching her calves slowly devour her ankles
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