Jesus Christ, imagine being fat. Just imagine it. Everything would be difficult. You'd drag everybody around you down.

>go visit friends in another city
>split gas money with fat friend of mine
>we get there
>she never wants to go anywhere.
>makes us stay in the first night -- orders pizza just for herself.
>we finally convince her to go out.
>"hold on, guys. i'm slower than you are"
>we're all a block ahead of her at all times.
>we get to a store
>she smokes outside
>tries to make us go home early because her feet hurt
>only one friend of mine caved in and went home with her.
>we all stayed out and had a great time.
>silently fumes the rest of the trip -- writes me an email when we get home saying she was fuming because we stayed out without her.
>mfw i haven't responded yet. probably won't

Jesus Christ, imagine being fat. Just imagine it. Everything would be difficult. You'd drag everybody around you down.