That was touching.

>Work with a chubby girl 5'7 maybe 165 lbs
>she had low selfesteem and would call herself fat and ugly
>i made her feel important while keeping her in the friendzone
>she told me she loves me
>she joined my gym and works out with me
>one day i felt like doing my own thing and going without her
>bumped into her there training harder than ever
>she told me its because she loves me and wants to look the best for me so i can appreciate her

I told her i love her and appreciate everything about her. She dropped 35 lbs so far in 3 months and looks fucking hot. Be nice to fat chicks. Some are desperate losers but under all that fat can be a wonderful person like most of us..

How about a side of ham

I got mouth assaulted by a fatty once, it was awful..

>be 16
>in club dancing doing my thing
>just came from vacation where I banged a hottie so was confident as fuck
>walk past this fatty, she grabs my arm
>compliments my bracelet (some leather thing)
>talk for a bit then gtfo
>get drunk as FUCK
>see her again later, decide to dance with her for shits and giggles
>she immediately starts grinding
>20 seconds later shoves tongue into my mouth and slobbers all over my face
>in my drunken mind I dont really remember what she looked like, just blonde hair lel
>friends lose their shit and laugh their asses off at me making out with a chunk of butter
>suddenly remember she's fucking fat
>ABANDON SHIP
>fatty notices something is up
>make up some bullshit how I just got out of a brakeup and gtfo

whole school gave me shit for a week

Kill me now

>Fuck girl in uni after being horrendously drunk
>She was fucking awful at kissing nearly ate my face off
>Awful at eveything
>Tells everybody the next day as if she is proud
>I literally ignore her when she even speaks to me I don't acknowledge her existence
>Still speaks to me and laughs at anything I say and is obsessed.

Now this is more like it.

>be in relationship with girl I had a huge crush on
>she is basically asexual, we don't have sex in 6 months, I'm understandably frustrated as fuck
>she breaks up with me
>really broken up about it
>go drinking ALONE in a bar ive never been to in oakland far away from my usual places
>talk to some chill old redneck dudes at the bar
>see some girls looking over at me
>ignore and keep talking
>at the end of the night redneck tells me his friend sarah really likes me and that I should talk to her
>sarah is the fattie of the group 5'2" and 240lb, 3/10
>not only am I heartbroken, but I have six months of fermenting sperm in my nutsack
>fuck this, whatever, go for the kill
>she drives my car to her house (i am drunk as fuck)
>fuck
>at least she was hygenic and didn't smell
>bust my nut and leave so fast the condom stays in her
>will never go to that bar again
>never gave her my number or real name
>...nobody knows except you

what about reverse gender accepting fatties

>used to be female fatty
>guy lives next door to me
>hang out a lot with him and his sister
>he keeps making passes at me
>i know im fat, i assume hes fucking with me
>tell him to fuck off
>he keeps always touching me and shit
>i always get upset because i think he's bullying me
>avoid him until he moves away
>never see him again

so close ;_;

Padre forgive for I have sinned

>Try and fuck fat chick
>No idea where to even go at her from or what position to use
>Everywhere I go there more of her blocking and when I get in there's no room to thrust
>doggy was the only angle I found that worked, seriously did not even want to, more of an obligation at this point
>padre forgive for I have sinned
>so ashamed
>wat do if I ever got a hambeast pregnant
>vowed, never again
>like 20 million blowjobs in return though
>I concluded that any other position you'd need to be 10" for it to be even remotely enjoyable

Yes ,I think it's called life

>Girl I met a couple of times before, athletic, played floorball
>We got along pretty well
>She gave up her floorball career and moved to California for 6 months to work as an au pair
>Met her just after she got home, she had gotten fat as fuck, gained like 15kg
>We got drunk and fucked
>Saw her like a week ago
>Now she's slim again and has got a bf

Short but sweet

>arrange date with qt3.14 girl, only has myspace angles on her profile though
>go to her place to pick her up, text her that I'm outside waiting
>she comes out
>shamu has escaped from seaworld
>don't even hesitate, foot to the floor and got the fuck out
>pull over 500m up the road, block her profile & delete her number on my phone.