Ambulocetus? More like Hambulocetus

>Get first job at K-mart when i was 18
>Mega Ambulocetus (im talking 300+ pounds here) waddles up to and stuffs herself into little motorized cart at front of store
>10 minutes later im paged over the intercom to the front of the store
>I'm told to get the other cart and take it to the furniture section because fatass land whale has ran down the battery on the other (was fully charged, drained under her weight)
>I drive other cart across store, fuming, then have to push back other cart back to the charger at front of the store, tires were locked up, left black rubber streaks all the way back, had to get a mop and clean it up
>Uniform stunk like only fat fuck nasty people do for the rest of the 8 hours shift, barely contained vomit the rest of the day.