Tuesday 30 July 2013

My dad is massively fat

>be at restaurant with some friends
>half way through meal a family is seated nearby
>dad is massively fat, rest of family is ok
>they order their food
>table right next to theirs pays their bill and goes
>leaves a bunch of food on their plates
>fatty's eyes light up
>we stop our conversation and watch as fat dad inches closer to the table
>with no shame he reaches over and grabs the fries they left
>they are gone within seconds
>he then reaches over and grabs the half burger someone left
>only eats the non-bit side because he has a shred of shame
>not anymore though as he eats the entire thing
>his family realizes we are all watching him and are embarrassed

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