Moo says the cow

>Be me, on the way to school.
>Most of the way there okay, I decide to stop at a 7-11 to buy come milk. (I was 30 minutes early for my first lecture)
>Notice that the store has a half-off on Kit-kat bars.
>Go to the counter, wanna pay for it.
>The planets-are-aligned-the-sun-will activate/let-the-deluge-come.net
>Long line of people carrying literally BOXES of Kit-kat bars.
>Person at counter looks appalled as fuck, but trying to not look disgusted.
>Twenty minutes later, I still haven't gotten a chance to pay for the damn bottle of milk, which is rapidly becoming warm.
>Fuck that shit, leave without buying anything.
>Fatties stole my calcium away from me.