Wednesday 24 July 2013

Real Women With Curves: Chinese takeaways are the best

>In line at Chinese restaurant
>It's one of those places where you serve yourself and they charge by weight of the food you took
>Real woman with curves in front of me in line
>Bitch takes all the teriyaki chicken
>Mountain of food on her plate
>See her put it on the scale
>Peek at the readout
>51 oz
>This bitch took over 3 pounds of food
>Pays for it
>Picks up her plate
>Mt. Food has an avalanche
>Food falls on the floor
>She kneels to recover her food
>Puts it all back on her plate
>Walks away like nothing happened

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