Monday 24 March 2014

What in the shit.

>be a regular guy that doesn't hate or fear fat people
>walk into a bank
>everyone is losing their shit and screaming and hiding behind stuff
>fat lady tearing apart some banker's stuff in a cubicle. computer, chairs, desk walls, everything
>bellowing incoherently
>banker is curled up in a corner
>security is slowly inching toward her, too scared to actually do anything
>police show up
>attempt to taze
>she runs past them out the door
>punches a homeless black guy in his face and his cart falls over and he starts going schitzo
>she vanishes from sight, cops in pursuit.
>banker comes out shivering and is helped into a backroom.
>bankers tell me to wait 10 minutes while they gossip.

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