Ok, this happened to me back in november years ago.

>Be fit. 182cm, 80kg 13%bf
>Walking with friends at Uni
>suddenly i hear weird skating sounds
>150kg girl on a skating board
>almost gets scared, but realize that she is going at 2km/h.
>Friends and i unconsciously stop walking, and start watching her. (People that fat are really rare around here.)
>she is getting closer.
>closer.
>closer...
>soon...
>just a bit more...
>cloooooose...
>almost here...
>She is 1 meter from us.
> we say "whats up"
>She looks at us "Oh, er... Hel---"
>She falls
>Weirdly enough, at the same time, a earthquake happens
>Thanks to her fat she quickly bounces up again.
>"Oh, sorry about that, teehee." She says
>"Take care next time" and we start walking again
>She comes after us
>"Maybe you can help me take care of me, next time". She says with these exact words.
>We just turn our heads to look at her, not understanding wtf is going on.
>She starts mumbling and gesturing. nothing makes sense
>i blink
>now i'm in the Spaghetti dimension
>everything is pasta
>World hunger was cured
>tfw no protein