>be lawyer
>be asked by senior partner for a lift to the railway station
>this guy
>this fucking guy
>he's a big guy
>a really big guy
>pretty sure the Asian Tsunami was caused by him visiting the beach and causing a particularly high tide
>so back to him needing a lift
>I drive a Porsche Boxster
>this is not a large car
>he squeezes into the passenger side
>his flab overflows the handbrake and the gear stick
>I literally could not take the handbrake off or put the car in gear
>because they were entombed in his flab
>fucker actually blamed it in me and told me off for getting him to the train station late
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