Big tits on fat chicks don't count, they look like half-deflated balloons

>work with some dudebro and a hamplanet
>sometimes brings in her ankle biting rat dog to stink up the place
>she is always bragging about her tits (which are big but proportional to her girth)
>constantly claiming she sore from starting P90-x
>one day "LMFAO-sexy and i know it" comes on her radio and she starts singing along
>gets the to part where it says "I work out"
>dudebro just shuts her down and says "no you don't"
>had some piece and quite for once that afternoon