Friday 14 March 2014

first story here so will prob be shitty. here goes.

>be me
>on bus
>i behold in front of me a massively obese human being, who appears to be female
>multiple chins appear beneath her piggy eyes
>in her hands she holds a mcdonalds ice cream and crams it into her pudgy mouth
>ice cream is dribbling down her chin(s)
>althrough the ride i had to smell the ice cream mixed with her sweat while she talks to her friend about "ugly guy"
>mfw she gets off her seat and her tights slip down, revealing her humongous behind

i almost threw up

Jennifer Lawrence in 10 years

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