Saturday 8 March 2014

We tripple bypass now

>be me
>worked with spherical bitch
>kind of elusive large sea mammal which avoids being captured on film
>when doing a 'team wall' where team members had their photo put up on a wall next to their name/position/contact deets/interesting info, she insisted on bringing in her own photo from 10 years ago from before she entered quad-digit weight
>eats a whole baguette or cob loaf with a fatty cream-cheese based dip every day
>talks about going on some fancy diet to lose weight for wedding
>next day walks in with a giant frapacalolardaccino and muffin
>"oh I start my diet today, stuck on this healthy stuff now!"
>politely nod and smile as I leave the room before bursting into laughter

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