The butter horror

>Be working in mental home
>help with serving dinner every night
>platters of butter on the table for the consumers to use are laid out each evening
>since butter doesn't go bad we reuse it
>the butter is disappearing faster than normal
>think it's the consumers because retards do shit like that
>after a week or so of watching, don't see any suspicious butter-consuming habits
>stop thinking about it because notmyproblem.jpg
>a month later they fire one of the kitchen staff, i cover
>routines all fucked up because i've not worked it before
>carted some plates to the kitchen
>the dishwasher is a hamplanet mexican woman who is really goddamn stupid
>leave the cart there and start walk out
>realize i didn't grab a new empty cart because tired
>go back to the kitchen
>hamplanet is facing the other way and licking the butter
>licking the fucking butter
>mfw
>I cough and she jumps, pretends to be looking at the plate closely
>say nothing
>take the cart
>tell my supervisor what I saw later

turns out she was also eating the "still good" food from the consumer's plates