work at a deli

>mostly normal-sized old people or business ppl
>a lot of regulars, all of them normal sized
>except one group
>just got hired so i'm not yet familiar with every regular
>group comes in, they must have 1000 pounds between the three of them
>I try to seat them kindly at a longer booth
>they get upset and start passive aggressively scoffing and saying "where's Suzee, where's the manager, she knows where we like to sit, you must be new or something"
>they literally leave my sight and left me standing at the booth by myself while they hog up all the aisles so the servers can't get through
>they trumpet slowly around to the side and just stand there until my manager comes through
>"oh hello again! Here have your normal seats!"
>they are literally seated at a table because their fat blobby bodies cannot fit into a booth
>their chairs are so far from the table they're blocking a whole aisle
>cannot seat the other part of that section because they are blocking access to it through the easiest route
>they stay there eating and filling up on cokes for the next four hours until we close

i fucking hate them and they come in every saturday