be undergrad

>hear about this new PhD student coming from the states
>okay.jpg
>friday, first appearance of said PhD
>OMG why is my piranha solution showing vibrations
>oh it is the new PhD
>bitch must be over 200kg
>lol stereotypes exist for a reason
>wheezing because she had to walk from the main building to our lab (1km)
>later that day I hear her rant about the size of our clothing, apparently it is not normal to sell whale size
>good lord, it's a tumblr bitch

later that day
>bitch is wheezing again because we walked to the main building
>bitch finds out we only have healthy food
>proceeds to empty a tub of mayonnaise onto her salad
>we all observe the beast while eating our food

This is going to be good, she has been here for half a week now, I have until summer to study her whale songs.

going to kill my sleep deprivation with caffeine, might update tomorrow if the beast does something studid