Fat hipsters are the worst.

>'shaved sides' haircut on a skinny guy accentuates height, whatever, looks okay
>same haircut on a fat guy, shaved sides are fucking horizontal because of blubber-filled head
>the shaved parts are always shiny from disgusting fatty sweat

i used to find hipster chicks hot but now i have flashbacks of the fat hipster chicks with their fat spilling out everywhere
>grey singlet top loose around the tits, tight around the belly, rolls of fat including belly button sticking out below the top
>incredibly tight shorts has fat pooling above and drooping down to cover half of the shorts
>also has FAT SQUEEZING OUT WHERE THE SHORTS CUT OFF
>literally her upper thighs were the width of her knees but her lower thighs were 2x the width of her knees