be at grocery store

>buying whole milk and sausage
>out of generic brand milk so name brand is $5 a gallon, fucking bullshit
>turn around to ice cream aisle and see a perfectly circular shape from behind bending over to get a gallon of ice cream from the bottom shelf
>this person stands up and the shape I'm looking at doesn't change, she's a circle from any angle
>her arms and legs are fucking sticks, like unbelievably thin for the huge mass they support
>only add to the really impressivley spherical body type she has
>right where her flat tits end, her stomach ends to give it a single smooth contour that follows into the fat hanging over her stomach that she has tucked into her pants
>waist line rivals the LHC in diameter
>try to figure out how such a body could have came to be when I look down at her feet
>everything all of a sudden makes sense
>she was wearing sketchers shape ups

I guess those shoes come in different shape settings or something.