Sunday 4 May 2014

I have never seen someone eat food so fast while looking so upset and angry about it. It was like she was mad at the ice-cream for forcing her to eat it.

> at store
> just buying a few things, go to express checkout
> jupiter stands in line to check out
> massive spherical body that is now collapsing from all the weight
> gelatinous upper body is literally resting upon the enormous mound of fat that is her midsection
> buying a tub of ice-cream
> "Just getting a quick snack."
> snack?
> giggles at checkout worker
> "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream tee hee."
> bounces in place from sheer excitement over ice-cream.
> buys ice-cream and leaves, I check out and head to parking lot
> mini-van parked in handicap spot
> hamburgerler sitting in driver sit, shoveling ice-cream into her mouth as fast as she can
> face twisted with rage as she finishes her 'snack' then opens car door and slowly oozes out.
> catches me watching and flips me off, before wobbling away to throw away empty ice-cream container
> we all scream for ice-cream


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