I know, not nearly as outrageous as others, but it's the first time anything like that happened to me.

>be at work
>coffee shop that serves snacks, like salads, sandwitches, etc.
>hambeast comes in with her chubby friend
>i usually never see people this big irl
>must have been around 150kg
>her friend orders an espesso and a tuna sandwich
>she orders a big sandwich with bacon, cheddar, gouda, tomato, lettuce, ham, olives
>and a diet coke
>talks loudly about her sexual adventures
>very very loudly
>everyone is staring at her
>after she devours her sandwich she orders a slice of chocolate cake
>bring it to her
>she eats it all
>"what kind of slice was that? it's tiny"
>makes a scene
>does not want to pay for the cake after she ate all of it
>boss comes out
>she starts shouting about how he only acts like that cause she's "bigger"
>"if i was a skinny bitch you would treat me to this cake AND my sandwich"
>boss is having none of that shit
>her friend apologises and offers to pay