This is more mom-sciency but

>Just got home from school
>Mom ordered a few pizzas for dinner
>on a cut, so thank mom for the food, tell her I ate on the way home
>She and my dad are both doing a "Paleo Diet" because muh Doctor Oz
>She and my dad both eat half a fucking pizza each for dinner
>Went out to Dairy Queen after because "Anon, I walked a few thousand steps today! So I get to reward myself!"
>mfw