>Get annoyed, look up and see three fat ladycows sitting in front of me
>I ask them the most they ever ate in one sitting
>Two comply, one shyly looks away
>One blonde has eaten two pizzas and breadsticks
>Another 6 lbs of cookie dough
>Ask the last, larger one, she replies with "both of those"
Turns out it wasn't three people I was talking to but one so large I skipped seeing double and saw triple.
>Look in mirror
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