Not really great but here's one from years ago...

>be 17-18ish
>taking up philosophy (for pre-law)
>second semester of 1st year literature class, teacher is a hamplanet named Dr. Macapagal
>we call her Big Mac
>also activist feminist. If she was 20 years younger she'd surely be a tumblr poster.
>always bitches about male patriarchy and rape
>bitches about how women are "owned" by men because they give up their last name after marriage
>always favorites fat shy girls in class
>always assumes that skinny girls are bitches
>says that men are the weaker sex and that "if men were the ones to go pregnant then the human race would be extinct"

2 months of this pass
>Guys and i devise a plan to piss her off
>Take away and hide her chair and desk before class begins
>Big Mac enters, she is furious
>we tell her that janitors took the desk and chair
>she has to stand while teaching/ranting
>30minutes she "borrowed"'a students armchair
>she can't fit because of the armchair
>she rages, mutters something, and stands up again
laughinginternally.jpg
>40minutes in she is out of breath, panting heavily
>almost falling back and falls on her ass on the floor
>manage to make it look like she decided to sit down
>face is as red as the tomato she never eats
>1hr and 50minutes left
>class dismissed