brought some homemade pork rinds to work

>fatty coworker asks me what they are
>I tell her they're pork rinds
>"omg isn't that fattening?"
>I tell her no, not really
>she says how she could never eat something like that
>walks off while sipping a shitty Starbucks coffee with probably more sugar than I consume in a month

>two months later, people notice I'm leaner
>she's still fat and drinking her sugar coffees