Woman logic: It's a thing

I'm the guy from the Naturopath story a few days ago in which my co-worker claimed
"Protein contains Animal Fat"

She also believes that:

Black coffee is basically poison but her 'green coffee' is alright. Like your fatty she also guzzles rockstars and monsters.

That eating too many vegetables will overload your system and you overdoes on nutrients.

That most fruit doesn't contain sugar.

That she is lactose intolerant, buys the ridiculous milk and all that shit, yet smashes down cupcakes, yoghurt (with lactose - i checked) and cream buns like it's no tomorrow.

The fish&chips is healthy because it's basically fish and potato.

That eating 6-8 slices of soy & linseed as a substitute for her usual 2-3 slices of white toast is any better.

And like most women, believes that nibbling a salad once a month will cause rapid weight loss.

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Oh god the ignorance. I am not a smart man, but I at least have some idea of how the universe works. Why don't people ask why anymore? They will blindly follow people who claim they have all the answers with nothing concrete to back themselves on. It is mind boggling that people would rather think that magnets and crystals and herbs will cure their aliments, than read peer reviews or listen to scientist. They ignore SCIENCE, the aggregate of human understanding. It's imperfect, but it's what we know. Damn.