Ppatented alpha answer is 'human beings, duh'

>back in Senior year
>meet girl
>she's fat
>I haven't had a girl for a while so I fool around with her
>I was her first kiss
>We hangout a couple times
>finally she asks "what are we?"
>"uhhhh I don't know"
>sit there awkwardly for a half hour
>drop her off and cut off all contact
Now she's a tumblr girl who bitches about everything.
>tfw I wouldn't fuck a fatty because I don't want to taint my families glories lineage with lard