>go to rugby game with mates
>start talking to group of hot girls
>7.5/10 qt3.14 brunette wants the D
>fucking fat bitch out of nowhere
>stupid fat cunt has dyed hair and short, ripped jean shorts
>dat cottage cheese
>ohgodwhy.xls
>I grab the girl to go to the bar and escape saturn's gravitational pull
>Captain Corpulence the Cockblocker is stalking us
>tell qt3.14 to wait with our group for me
>wink at fatty, she almost shits herself
>start walking towards toilets
>tell fatty to wait for me outside the toilets
>sneak out second door
>go back to bar
>hook up with qt3.14
>turns out fatty waited there for 15 minutes before waddling into the mens toilets in search of me
>mfw
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