Poor car. No matter how shitty a car is it should never have to endure such misery.

>Driving back home from class
>Hit huge fucking traffic
>Finally reach the cause of the hold up 45 minutes later
>Just a couple cars behind the crash
>Merging right, going by
>Turns out it wasn't a crash at all
>It's some 90's chrysler minivan
>Front end's kissing the ground
>Wheels are cambered out with huge negative
>Finally get to seeing the driver
>Largest fucking man-thing I've seen EVER
>Belly's hitting the steering wheel and it looked like the seat was all the way back and leaning farther back than it probably should
>It's sitting there like nothing's wrong, eating what looks to be about three bags full of McDonalds
>I drive by slowly, saluting the car for it simply could not hold out any longer
>I turn my radio off and have a moment of silence