Route 66

>be on the bus
>two chubby/borderline fat girls get on the bus
>all that's keeping them looking round and not like garbage bags full of ketchup is youth
>both have big coffee drinks and muffins
>talking and eating together
>one finds the nutritional info printed on the side of the package for the muffin
>"omg! this has 500 calories!"
>the other one leans in and studies it for a second
>"no, no, you're not looking at the right one. it only has 200 calories from fat, and those are the only ones that get absorbed by your body."
>first fatty says "oooh" as if she's learned something
>they both continue eating
>mfw fat girl science