Sunday 10 February 2013

Keep your laws off my gains


>Wife comes to see patient who has irregular heart rhythm, chest pains, previous small strokes
>Huge risk of death
>Morbidly obese jamaican, 370ish
>wife orders tests, meds
>nurse comes to get her 50 min later
>"Tests are done?"
>""No we have a problem"
>Patient had ordered 2 papa johns supremes delivered to the emergency room.
>Wife had them taken away
>Jamaican threatens alwsuit.

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