No.

>At work
>Managers and leaders dissapear
>Penelope from SNL comes up and dishes out the news
>OMG DID YOU HEAR anon FELL AND HAD TO GET STITCHES
>MFW this guy is easily 500lbs.
>He fell and his weight was so much that as he fell his skin ripped because it could not strech anymore.
>MFW I was the only one there who really didnt feel bad for him
>MFW they wanted me to extend to take over for him