Saturday 9 February 2013

Brrm brmm


>Deliver people to dialysis for job.
>500 lb fat guy has eaten and drinken himself into kidney failure.
>Have to transport him in 600 lb custom scooter, makes my converted ambulance bottom out over speedbumps.
>He spends the whole 45 min ride to dialysis center eating every day
>"You arent supposed to do that, they are gonna be pissed"
>"mmphfuck yoummmph"
>Deliver him, dialysis techs yell at me because I let him eat.
>He has to wait 3 hours to digest, and then 12 hours of dialysis because he has like 40 gallons of blood.


Same guy.

>GFs ex had transported him previously.
>Hadnt secured him properly...front and back not at all sides.
>Hits bump
>inertia
>Guy gets trapped under scooter
>Needs 8 firefighters and paramedics to get him to hospital.


This was years ago, im sure he died. I had to transport so many disgusting fatties in end stage fathood (who had eaten themselves to death and were in a nursing home waiting for the reaper)

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