BRO SCIENCE

>Work as closer driver, at pizza place
>New hamplanet older guy starts, is closing with me and REALLY likes to talk
>I came to work in street clothes, and everyone was complimenting me on how swole I was looking
>We're closing and he starts talking to me about lifting
>oh God, I'm so excited. I know where this is going
>asks me "How much do you bench, blah blah blah"
>try to reply but instantly interrupted
>"I went to the Doctor and he said that you keep all your muscle, I used to be really fit, so yeah I look bad now, but If i just cut I'd have my old body back."
>starts throwing down even more weight-loss broscience at me

I just wanted to lol the whole night, but i just kept my head down