Breakfast of champions

>Have roommate
> weighs 275, lifts and claims all muscle
>yesterday "I will get breakfest"
>"cool" - me
> comes back with sugar cereal, and 6 danishs
>fatasfatass has 3 danish and says rest for you
>I have one(I weigh 150 and clean/dirty bulking)
>1 hr later
>slight rummble in tummy
>mass builder and danish would be good
>cant find them??
>did I lose them?
>o well have mass builder and shitton of Peanut butter
>Danish package appeared this morning - empty