Doctor! Doctor !

>Be at work
>Be Yesterday
>Work in Operating Room in a hospital
>Next case is a Carotid endarterectomy (they open up the carotid artery to scoop out the plaque)
>Worlds largest enchilada laying in bed
>about 5'5" (165cm) and 250lbs (110-120 kg)
>Diabetic fatass missing multiple fingers and toes
>Hello fatass, can you state your name, and date of birth
>No response
>Mexican heifer walks around the corner
>Heifer translates for enchilada
>Heifer, do you have any knows allergies
>El translation "Fruits and vegetables"
>Ummm.... Can you be more specific, like which kinds
>"All kinds, all fruits and vegetables
>trying to contain laughter
>"and what are the symptoms of your reaction" (we have to take all allergies as fact, even if they're blatantly obvious lies)
>Heifer translates for Enchilada, "They make her poop"
>MFW
>Transport her to surgery
>They pull out a fuck ton of plaque and the surgeon mocks her the entire time (She's unconscious)