Why are fat people so fucking impatient?

Happened to me last week.
>Be working at pizza place
>phone rings
>answer phone
>"thank you for calling blablablah my name is anon w-"
>"YEAH HI I WANT THREE PIZZAS"
>"Okay, what would y-"
>"I WANT A EXTRA SAUCE EXTRA PEPPERONI EXTRA CHEESE PIZZA LARGEST SIZE YOU GOT, A HAWAIIAN LARGEST SIZE, AND A CHICKEN BACON STUFFED CRUST LARGEST SIZE AND THREE 2 LITER SODAS"
>frantically try to write down order as she barks at me
>"alright, that will be 55 dollars. We can have it ready in about 20 minutes"
>"OKAY" *phone click*

10 minutes later...

>hamplanet and 2 orbiting porkmoons waddle into lobby demanding their food
>explain that their food isnt ready yet and that they will have to wait
>beasts sit down, taking up entire seating area
>loud groans and complaining can be heard throughout the entire store

Answer: Because their life span is so much shorter, they can't afford to wait for pizza, they need it in their mouth yesterday, so they can stuff more food in it today before they finally buy the farm and all the food there, too.