Should have run them over

>summer
>killing my gains with cardio
>cycling
>footpath has place for walking/cycling
>see fatasfatass dad walking with his hippo child
>they take up the whole footpath
>gently go around them on the grass, trying not to provoke the dad hippo into shitting up while whirling its tail like a fan
>as a slowly drive past i can hear him say "buh, can't affort gas huh"

>driving again
>3 hours in
>tired
>see upcoming geep
>look inside
>hamplanet of a man
>neckbeard
>looks at me with beady little eyes
>think that i should lift more and not become that

Fatties 'gon fat.