Saturday 16 March 2013

Caught in orbit


>Obese aunt, about 120kg
>She convinces her doctor to agree to bypass surgery
>Feel Happy for her
>2 years later
>Get excited call : “Neice, I’m now almost as thin as you now, come see me tomorrow”
>Drive 400 km to see her
>She hasn’t even lost 20 kg IN TWO FUCKING YEARS
>She’s still fat as fuck, I’m 110 lbs
>Watch her get a big bowl of panacotta for dessert, and eat it by herself
>Be overwhelmed by sadness and pity

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