That feeling

>Roommate is lazy as fuck, hardly ever leaves his room except to go to class
>Doesn't have class a few days a week since his major is a joke and he has independent study courses
>Despite having so much free time he insists on getting fast food for at least one meal a day rather than just cooking something healthier
>Chips and pop all day on top of that
>Hardly ever goes out anymore, and when he does it's with his girlfriend's friends
>His girlfriend is also gross, boring, has joke major
>I would worry about what's going to happen to them if he didn't assume my going to the gym and joining a fraternity meant I was trying to be a stereotypical frat bro