MOOMMM MAKE ME A SANDWICH

>cracked toilet seat in half
Oh god you gave me flash backs of living with my fat mum now, this is my first FPS so forgive me the shitty greentext
>move into new house at 15
>mom is an easy 140kgs, but an awesome lady apart from that
>not a month after settling in all the bathroom handles and towel racks were snapped off from a huge weight being stressed onto them
>the toilet seat was changed every two months as they kept on mysteriously breaking in half
>even the toilet paper holder broke off, apparently that was used as a holster for mum to get on and off the toilet
>dining chairs all eventually cacked it mysteriously also and we all just ended up eating dinner on the couch
>remember mums bed breaking in the middle of one night and her asking me to retrieve cinderblocks from the backyard
>cinderblocks were too small so we dismantled all the legs on the bed and replaced them all with cinderblocks, plus extra in the middle as it was sagging dangerously low at that stage
>mums computer chair eventually breaks, winds up using lounge chair in front of desk
>everything she sits on inevitably breaks, learn fast not to leave anything on chairs ever
>every time something broke she would 'go on a diet' which would usually encompass an all liquid, salads covered in ranch, and magical weight loss pill regime with the occasional dog walk
>last a week tops before she inhales a cheesecake on the way home from work one day
>mfw