40 Year Old Virgin

>work in a hospital
>forced to take my lunch break in a room together with all the nurses
>one of them is about 40-year-old fat as fatass
>they start talking about sex
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>start sharing sex stories about weird shit that happened to them with men
>everyone tries to one-up the story before
>everyone laughing
>fatty says "I'm still a virgin. I'm waiting for the right one."
>fucking lose it and start laughing so hard my sides explode.
>realize everybody bertstares me
>holy shit, she was being serious
>later the day get a warning for "taking unscheduled breaks"
>fucking fatty had nothing else to report me for.
>be glad laughing is still legal.