This is not a story about fat people

>me and sister are on a road trip
>sitting in our excursion alongside the road in front of LA fitness
>notice the water cup in the holder is vibrating a little bit
>boom.... boom....
>look in rear view mirror, see rippletoe rex in full GOMAD
>must weigh 35000 pounds
>them quads
>suddenly he headbutts the side of the truck
>BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULK!
>lets out a huge scream
>BUUUUUUULK!
>smashes the glass roof
>sister and i are screaming
>out of the corner of my eye spot a silly safari hat
>ITS HIM
>the scoobz rolls up on a skateboard
>pulls us out of the car
>lifts hat, pulls out 2 skateboards
>rippletoe rex can't see us if we squat
>all get on our backs
>skateboard squat down the street
>watch as rex squatz our excursion while we drift blissfully into a natty sleep