Balooga whales in their natural environment

>work at a nightclub
>wild balooga shuffles over to the bar
>asks for a redbull vodka and a pizza
>explain to her that we don't serve food
>she starts to kick up a massive fuss
>tell her that this is a nightclub and we don't serve food, only drinks
>she wants to speak to my manager
>radio him down
>she complains to him that it's not right to serve only drinks when food helps to absorb alcohol or some shit
>he just says there is nothing he can do and we have no food
>one of the girls I work with offers her some sliced lemons
>the white whale goes berserk
>my manager tries to calm her down
>she is fucking hysteria fatplanet mode at this stage
>my manager makes one of our bartenders go down into the staff room and get some chips out of our vending machine for her