Thursday 1 August 2013

Good god man, learn how to write a story

>My older brother had a girl in her class in 6th grade.
>She was a cubby girl, significantly rounder than everyone else
>Not gross cankly fat rolls loose skin, but definitely round
>Anyways, he told me a story once.
>His class had a field trip to some educational shit
>They stop at McDonalds for lunch
>Parents prepaid for their kids' meal (burger or mcnuggets + fries + kid soda)
>During their lunch, miss piggy finished her food quickly
>she then proceeded to walk around the mcdonalds asking other patrons (i.e. complete strangers) if they were done with their food
>feelsbadman.png remembering this tale because i knew their family; they weren't "rich" and barely above comfort level
>still no excuse for werd behavior


Bonus round to make up for that train wreck:

>Working as Dental Assistant
>Very large man comes in the room
>Boss (Dentist) tells me he's scared that his dental chair is going to break
>We do the guy's treatment
>He leaves
>Room stinks really bad
>Boss grabs the spray and sprays the room while I disinfect/wipe the chair more times than normal
>Smell is still there
>Ugh fat people


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