>first day of kids summer camp
>two hamplanets show up with miniature hamplanet
>"Just so you know, MiniPlanet has bad knees"
>lol ok
>each day is the same, 30 minutes into post-lunch game MiniPlanet comes and sits out with me
>"are your knees bothering you, MiniPlanet?"
>"no I'm just tired"
>parents probably bullshitted the bad knees excuse so MiniPlanet could sit out when she wants
>always asks everyone what they have for snack and lunch
>regularly eats two snack packs of chips ahoy and a pudding cup for midmorning snack
>brings cake for lunch, one day even two slices of different kinds, that is in addition to cracker packs, caramel apple snack packs, yan yan sticks, energy drinks, ravioli, and syrupy fruit cups
>that's just one day
>always asked if she's hungry when she gets picked up
>tfw legal child abuse
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