Monday 21 January 2013

Working class heroism

>works in walmart photolab
>fattymcfatterson comes in with rascal scooter
>all the self serve kiosk too high to reach
>"I NEED A LOWER SCREEN"
>"we dont have, youll have to stand up"
>"THEN I WANTS CHAIR"
>nope.jpg
>fatty finally stands up
>complains for solid 20 minutes while choosing photos
>"WHY ARENT MY PHOTOS COMING OUT, I FINISHED"
>tfw theres a sign saying no instant prints on certain kiosk so default is one hour service (photos come through back printer)
>fatty mcfat scooters out
>her photos print
>OHGODWHY.GIF
>noods, noods with pudding, noods with mchicken sauce
>throw up in sink
>friend laughs and decides to look at what I reacted to
>she throws up too
>smells like barf
>fatty never came back
>dispose photos and cry self to sleep

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