Darwin would be proud

>In nutrition class
>Sitting near Ashley Crawford in permanent battle mode
>Oh god, the smell
>Hair in nostrils catches fire
>Professor asks me not to smoke in class
>mfw
>10 minute break
>Shoot the shit with bro
>He mention’s Charles Darwin’s dream of eating one of every animal on the planet
>Big Bertha interrupts to say we should change the subject
>Puzzled look
>She says Darwin is one of her “triggers”
>bertstare
>hours later
>mfw I realize she was offended by phrase “survival of the fittest”