Semper Fi

>be year 2000 in the Marine Corps stationed in 29 Palms, CA. It's in the middle of the Mojave Desert and the only women within a 150 mile radius are Marine wives which are always pregnant and under age daughters.
>In barracks all the time. One day I got a webtv to get on the internets on my tv.
>Back in 2000 chat rooms were a good place to meet people. These days it's nothing but porn bots and 13 year old FBI agents. But back then you could meet hot bitches. Met a cutie asian off it but that's another story.
>Talk to a girl and agree to meet up. Asked if she had a few friends for my friends. Looking out for my bros. She said yes so I got over to my bros dark lair to find them playing computer games.
>One guy is from Poland and still have a thick accent. We just call him Pollock.
>The other guy is American and looks exactly like Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Everyone calls him Ralphie even gunny.
>We go to meet these girls in Hemet, CA I think. They said to meet at Denny's.
>We're the first ones there and 5mins later noticed them pulling up in a low rider.
>Door opens and see a pillar of meat with a shoe fall out of the door.
>Three of the most disgusting hamplanets I've ever seen get out and the lower rider turns into a truck with lifts.
>One had overalls on, another had a trucker jacket with a jelly stain all over it and the other had a plain white XXXXX Large shirt on.
>Friends bertstare me.
>we talk for a while and agree to go to a movie, Pollock pulls me to the side while Ralphie distracts them.
>Pollock says follow my lead.
>He tells them that we'll follow them to the movie theater and we'll follow.
>Triple binaryy star system agrees and they head off, we follow them and get off on the interstate back to base at 120mph.
>Net day on webtv fattie thanks us for ditching them.