>some time ago
>meet childhood friend (girl) after a long time
>morbidly obese. can’t wash herself completely
>complains that no male is all over her
>try to help her by suggesting going to the gym
>explain why
>she seems interested, says she’s gonna get info at her gym
>makes up a bunch of excuses
>finally does it
>next day
>”hey anon! guess what?”
>”what?”
>”I’m gonna start doing pilates!”
>”pilates..?”
>”yeah! it’s much more healthy than the gym! and madonna does it so I get to look as thin as her!”
Sometime you just need to give up
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